Kenneth Mejia

I am one of the most interesting people you'll ever meet in your life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kappa Chow bitches
Sat Nov 21

Evolution

I’m one year old and I’m one cute fat baby

I was a pimp, bad to the bone, and yes I was crazy

I’m two years old, smiling, laughing, crawling, and rolling

Still fat like a ball, you could use me for bowling

I’m three years old, still chubby, but still a pimp

Still being a badass, and walking with a gangsta limp

I’m four years old, going to preschool in the valley

Growing up with Mexicans is the shiz when you live in So Cali

I’m five years old, going to Catholic school and still beating up my brother

The ladies loved me, and if there were haters, then “Word to ya motha”

I’m six years old, having a blast, playing 4 square and kickball

I remember shitting in my underwear, and it looking like a giant shitball

I’m seven years old, and my teacher hated on me you see

I don’t know if its because I’m a bad bitch or if I had A-D-D

I’m eight years old, still getting in trouble and breakin the rules

But still had enough swag and kept it G, still keeping it cool

I’m nine years old, and making loud fart sounds in my chair

And everyone would laugh, and I would smile, but I didn’t care

I’m ten years old, still immature and still crackin jokes

I thought I was the shit around school, and true story.. I was dope

I’m eleven years old, getting into teacher conferences for being a bitch

What can I say, growing up as a baller was something you couldn’t ditch

I’m twelve years old, having spiky hair, basically, lookin like a Troll

I was a hardass Gangsta Asian but still makin that Honor Roll

I’m thirteen years old, about to graduate from 8th grade

I felt free and independent, its as if I had it made

I’m fourteen years old, and this is when I started noticing girls

Many girls liked me, it was as if I was the center of the world =D (haha)

I’m fifteen years old, and I’m hating sophomore year

Why the hell did I take 5 honors classes, that really kicked my rear (ass)

I’m sixteen years old, focusing on SATs and doing good in school

But remaining Kenny as always, (being stupid, funny, and cool) was my #1 rule

I’m seventeen years old, and I’m trying to discover the word “love”

My whole life revolved around one girl, I felt happy, I felt “above”

I’m eighteen years old, going to college and joining the Air Force

Expecting to become a soldier and an airman, was something of a rare course

Now I’m nineteen years old, getting offered to intern for a billion dollar firm

I quit the Air Force for now to see where I can go during this working term

I’m nineteen years old, still young but making grown-adult decisions….

I’m still trying to find who I am, trying to figure out this life… I’m going on a mission

evolution